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If you read something and get pissed off, it probably means you’re part of the problem. Try to come to grips with the fact your band might actually suck after all. Also, don’t steal our shit. We are tight with some scary, scary lawyers. The kind of lawyers that get tattoos on their faces and carry scimitars. You ever read “The Firm”? Those aren’t the kinds of lawyers we’re talking about. So if you need a reprint, just ask. Otherwise, we’ll be forced to hunt you down like we did those Czech cocksuckers who reprinted the something from the Tough Issue without permission. We’ve got the internet over here, bitches, and we’re on to you.